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政客名流一样欢声笑语。他说大家都批评奥巴马太过软弱，但是奥巴马还在同时指挥着两场战争啊，他们居然还授予他诺贝尔“和平”奖！没有比这个更操蛋的事了吧。他停顿片刻，说，唯一可以想到的比这个更操蛋的事就是，如果你拿了诺贝尔和平奖，你却转赠给军方（满堂大笑）。
后来他又开总统和副总统的玩笑，讽刺他们人浮于事，没有效率。他说，如果我当总统，我要用降低生产率的方式彻底解决失业问题，这样，一个人的活就让两个人来做，这就好比我们的总统和副总统的工作一样。他也提到了奥巴马的黑白混血背景给了他这个新移民以希望，既然半白半黑
(half black half white) 都可以登上权力颠峰，自己是半不白半不黑（half not black half not
white）的少数族裔新移民，也应该一样可以竞选总统。
最后Joe 开始 mock
自己的总统竞选纲领，讲的都是政治热门话题，一样嬉笑拉扯皆成幽默。首先讽刺竞选口号往往都是华而不实的空架子，他说自己的竞选口号是 Who cares
（爱咋咋，谁管你？其双关在他此前交代过自己的昵称就是 Hu，Hu caress， 就是对选民保证他急大家所急）. 请看这个段子的上下文：
You may be saying
"Hey, what would be your campaign slogan?" You see, I spent ten years in the
past decade (laughter) [20] oh you too? okay. (laughter) So I understand that
American people are suffering, so my campaign slogan would be "Who Cares".
(laughter)
他先说的是同义重复的废话 I spent ten years in the past
decade，然后故意面对观众的反应说，哦，原来你跟我一样啊，一个 decade
中花费了十年，来观察美国的社会问题，因而深知美国人民饱受经济不景气的煎熬。然后转到这个 Who/Hu cares
的双关语口号来：表面上是我才不在乎美国人民死活呢，实际是突出自己救民于水火的的亲民形象。
几乎所有竞选中的热门话题都成为他的笑料。他说，为了争取先锋派年轻人的选票，他保证当选以后，不仅要使同性恋合法化，而且成为合法婚姻的必需形式（即，要让异性婚姻非法化）。他讽刺美国高达50%的离婚率，也故意反着说：我现在是结婚了，可婚前我犹豫了很久，我想，哇，多么可怕，有50%的婚姻会一直持续到老，挣脱不了。他说他有解决地球暖化的方案，就是把华氏改成摄氏，原来100度高温，眨眼间就降到了40度了。
Joe
在表演过程中，非常注意细节。比如，他说成为公民以后，他立马把选票投给了奥巴马和拜登。然后转身看拜登，没等拜登反应，他抢先说了声不用谢（you are
welcome）。这是给拜登一个措手不及，凸显拜登反应迟缓。因为西方的习惯是无论何时你受惠于人，你都要表达谢意。Joe
说投票选了拜登，理所当然要领受拜登的谢意，所以他故作脱口而出，说了一声不用谢。可是拜登还愣在那里呢。我们的副总统大人显得多么迟钝啊。
Joe
讲喜剧小品，不徐不疾，张弛有度。他对西方观众心理的把握很到位。他自我设计的形象是不露锋芒，故作木纳，甚至有点机器人似的一脸茫然，其幽默机智隐含其中。他的风格受到西方传统的影响，远胜于中国的相声和小品。他的笑话在国人中据说不很讨好。他自己在访谈中也说，他初出道在同胞人圈子里讲过，虽然精心准备了，会心而笑的却不多，这使得他开始很丧气，甚至怀疑自己是否是喜剧演员的材料。后来慧眼识才的还是老外。
他在美国成为华裔谐星而广为人知以后，他对记者说自己还不能算完全成功，一个成功的喜剧艺人不能仅仅局限于到俱乐部甚至电视上，表演几个零星的段子，至少要演几部电视情景喜剧（Sit-com）。他正在朝这个方向努力，最大的难关当然还是情景剧的剧本的创作。
Joe
是一个从我们这代留学生新移民中成长出来的值得关注和期待的喜剧艺术家。他的出现有助于改善我们东方人过于拘谨，被主流社会和文化边缘化的形象。
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为帮助读者/听众了解这几个段子，我在网络上搜到了热心粉丝的两个帖子，转载如下：
【附1】 Letterman Show transcript：
Hi everybody. So... I'm Irish. I
read a report recently that a man reaches his sexual peak at age 18 but I didn't
know this... until I was twenty five. So the world will never know what a stud I
was. No one took a bite out of this peach when it was ripe.
I'm not good at sports, but I love
parallel parking... because unlike sports, when you are parallel parking, the
worse you are, the more people that are rooting for you.
I'm an immigrant and I used to
drive an old car with a lot of bumper stickers that are impossible to peel off.
And one of them said, "if you don't speak English, go home!" I didn't notice it
for two years.
I worked really hard to become a
U.S. citizen and I have to take these American History lessons where they asked
us questions like:
"Who's Benjamin
Franklin?"
I was like; ahh... The reason our
convenience stores get robbed?
And the second one
was:
"What's the 2nd
Amendment?"
I was like; ahh... The reason our
convenience stores get robbed?
"What is Roe vs.
Wade?"
I was like ahh... Two ways of
coming to the United States?
I have a family now, but I used to
be scared of marriage. I was like wow... 50 percent of all marriages end up
lasting on forever!
I just had my first child last
year. I was really amazed at it. I was in the delivery room, holding up my son,
thinking to myself, "Wow... He was just born... And he's already a U.S
citizen."
So I said to him, "DO you even
know who is Benjamin Franklin?"
Now I have a sign in my car that
says ”Baby On board.”
This sign is basically a threat.
It just says that I have a screaming baby and a nagging wife and that I am not
afraid of dying anymore.
Thank you very
much!
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Implicit explanations to audience
with culture difference:
1. Ben Franklin's picture is on
the US $100 bill.
2. Second Amendment refers to the
US Constitution for the right to keep and bear arms.
"Roe vs. Wade" is a famous court
case that you'll learn about in history class that deals with
abortion.
Joe Wong used this case in a form
of a question: What is Roe vs. Wade? To which he cleverly delivered the
punchline "Two ways of coming to the United States".
Roe is used as a play on words to
describe "row", as in using a boat to "row" to the US.
The denotation of wade was used,
the definition meaning "to walk in water".
from：
blog/2009/05/joe-wongs-letterman-show-script.html
【附2】
.
某网友：
这几天我很迷黄西/Joe Wong 3月17号在RTCA Dinner (The Radio and Television
Correspondents Association Dinner，全美电台电视记者协会年会晚宴）上的表演。这个晚餐会是当天在C-SPAN 和C-SPAN2
频道上现场直播的，但我直到几天后才在youtube上看到的。实在太迷了，而且网上好像也没见他的表演全文，我就决定把它的全文听写下来并集中注释一下。听写中有个别词不确定用"(??)"
标出来了。注释（理解他的包袱是什么意思）是靠的众多的youtube、mitbbs上的留言，以及自己查字典和。
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Transcript for Joe Wong at RTCA Dinner, aired on C-SPAN
3/17/2010
Transcribed by PB
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Good evening, everyone. My name is Joe Wong, but to most
people, I'm known as "who?!" (laughter) which is actually my mother's maiden
name, (laughter) and the answer to my credit card security question. (laughter)
[1]
But joking aside, I just want to reassure everybody that I
am invited here tonight. (laughter) [2]
I grew up in China, who didn't? (laughter) [3] And my
childhood memories are totally ruined by my childhood. (laughter) When I was in
elementary school, as part of the curriculum, I had to work at a rice paddy
right next to a xxxxx quarry where they use explosives to break
rocks, and that is where I learned that light travels faster than sound.
(laughter) which is almost as slow as a flying rock. (laughter) [4]
My dad was a grumpy guy, but occasionally he would try to
cheer me up with jokes, but he doesn't do it right. When I was seven, one day he
said to me, "hey son, why is tofu better than centralized socialist economy?"
(laughter) so five minutes later I said "why?" (laughter) He said "because I
said so!" (laughter) [5]